Hi-diddly ho-diddly,

Am exceedingly bored, eyes are currently being ingested by face, slightly tired, feel a great need to play octopush and eat. Not at the same time. Don't be silly. Bad boy!

Aaaaaaaaanywaaaaaaaaaaaay... Moving slowly forward, Assassins Creed is da bomb. Seriously, jumping off cathedrals and landing in haystacks is quite 'the Boy.' And I have a hood. And a big cloak thing. And possibly clogs. TALKING CLOGS!!
(So maybe that last bit was a lie, but hey, I'm dissilusioned.) Also I can stealth assassinate people but my middle finger had to be cut off so I could use the little armband that the stealth-knife pops out of. Ah well, its worth it just to see the shock on the faces of the people I jump on.

Oh and hi to 'Wathcher'. Singular 'Watcher' but still. Does 'Watcher' creep anyone else out? Like being 'Followed' on twitter. Scary. Run. Hand flail. Fall over. Ahh I hear the theme tune of Taggart. Am off to watch it, will see you later.

Toodlepip - LSC